Script peeks

Friday 28th March
Mick: Bill… Bill… Bill… I'm going to start calling you that from now on.

Masood: Hey, I'm just the messenger.

Monday 31st March
David: Homework?

Tiffany: Yes.

David: Trainers?

Morgan: Yes.

David: Chocolate that you're not meant to have and I didn't see you taking?

Tiffany / Morgan: No!

Monday 1st April
Lauren: Ah, the good old mocktail. What happens if you drink too much vitamin C?

Peter: Not that much, buzz-wise.

Lauren: Happy days.

Friday 4th April
Tina: Check her out. Su Pollard called. She wants her glasses back.

Nancy: Who's Su Pollard?

Monday 7th April
Ronnie: You want to know what's under that overcoat?

Roxy: I do not…

Ronnie: I've seen him in the gym. Sweaty…tousled….lycra…

<p class="MsoNormal">Roxy: Ronnie…

<p class="MsoNormal">Ronnie: Curves in all the right places...

Tuesday 8th April
<p class="MsoNormal">Jake: What's her name?

<p class="MsoNormal">Aleks: She's no one.

<p class="MsoNormal">Jake: Yeah, right, that'll be why you came in so pleased with yourself?

Thursday 10th April
<p class="MsoNormal">Ronnie: Maybe you're better off just being single for a while.

<p class="MsoNormal">Roxy: And then what? I end up in some high-rise, stinking of cats.

Thursday 10th April
<p class="MsoNormal">Lola: Look at me. Everthing I wear is either knock-off or second hand.

<p class="MsoNormal">Roxy: Come on. Peter wouldn't care if you showed up in a bin bag.

Monday 14th April
<p class="MsoNormal">Ian: I'm not in the mood for any more trouble.

<p class="MsoNormal">Lucy: I'm not here to cause trouble.

Tuesday 15th April
<p class="MsoNormal">Terry: Anyone sat here? Or just your pretend boyfriend?

<p class="MsoNormal">Whitney: He was being a prat.

<p class="MsoNormal">Terry: Good looking prat.

Monday 21st April
<p class="MsoNormal">Kat: …If it was me I'd cut it off.

<p class="MsoNormal">Bianca: And mince it.

<p class="MsoNormal">Kat: And serve it to him in a bun.

Friday 9th May
Lola: I'm making dinner for Peter.

Billy: Stay there. Let me sort you out with some chips.

Monday 12th May
Carol: Are you eating again?

David: I'm a growing boy.

Monday 12th May
<p class="MsoNormal">Mick: Don't you think one foghorn's enough in this gaff?

<p class="MsoNormal">Linda: Are you talking about me!?

Friday 16th May
Sharon: We can pretend we're a couple of teenagers going on our first date.

Phil: Let's not get carried away.

Friday 16th May
Linda: Come on, Mick. It'll really cheer her up seeing your face.

Mick: How many times do I have to say it? I ain't skyping a dog.

Monday 19th May
Tina: Like Dad seriously would have lifted a finger. Didn't want to move away from his crossword more like.

Monday 27th May
Whitney: Something old. That's the first one, isn't it?

Carol: Well that's easy enough, just look at the bride.

Friday 25th July
Stan: R.U.M. What's it spell?

'''Shirley: Liver failure. You don't even drink rum.'''

Thursday 31st July
Aleks: Have you seen Alfie?

Sharon: Hiding behind the baked beans?

Friday 4th August
Alfie: You know what they say about rules. Meant to be broken and all that. Aleks: On the contrary, rules are there to be observed. At all times.

Wednesday 6th August
Alfie: Can we go to the chippy first? I'm starving.

Kat: Jealous of my bump or something?

Monday 11th August
'''Nancy: We should go over there. Stick some manky prawns through her letterbox.'''

Lee: Pipe down, they'll hear you…

Thursday 14th August
Sonia: So remember, it's carbs before exercise and protein after…

Sharon: I thought it was wine after?

Monday 18th August
Dot: Bianca was a lovely girl, but some of these outfits…They're enough to bring on one of my migraines.

Friday 22nd August
Lauren: Had a quiet night in, did we Dad?

Max: '''Don't start on me, Lauren. You're the one who came slamming in last night - stomping up the stairs.'''

Monday 25th August
Terry: '''She has a point Bianca. Have you looked in the mirror lately?'''

Bianca: No. But if you bend down, I could look at my reflection in your head.

Monday 1st September
Bianca: How did I end up with such noisy kids?

Whitney: You ain't exactly Tinkerbell yourself though, are you?

Tuesday 2nd September
Kat: Half the food's still frozen.

'''Alfie: Bianca won't notice. We'll get her on Mo's cheap Hungarian red.'''

Monday 8th September
'''Aunt Babe : About as lively as a funeral parlour in here. Someone died?'''

Nancy : Just Lee's chances of getting a date again.

Monday 8th September
Sonia: You've killed every plant you've ever owned, including the fake ones.

Bianca: I can learn, I'll be like that Charlie Dimmock.

Friday 12th September
'''Bianca: You're arrogant, you're smug and that hair? You do know it ain't the 80's?'''

Aleks: Pitch fees.

Kat:You'll get them.

Monday 15th September
'''Shirley: Speak of the devil. You alright there?'''

Linda: I've just lost my earring to a urinal cake so you tell me.

Monday 15th September
'''Kat: Alfie, we're going! If I'm not back by ten I've chucked you for a stripper!'''

'''Alfie: Yeah, right. I'm not that lucky, babe!'''

Friday 19th September
Max: How about pasta? I make a mean spag bol.

Abi: You really don't, Dad.

Lauren:Why don't we order a takeaway,might be safer all round?

Wednesday 24th December
Patrick: "I heard there's free mulled wine."

Denise: "You really don't, Dad."

Monday 26th January
Donna Yates: D'you sing in the shower? Alfie Moon: Yes! I love to belt out a good tune while I'm lathering myself up in the morning.

Thursday 29th January
Mo Harris: Come on, girls! Get your stretchy skirts for a tenner. Extra lycra, cheaper than a tummy tuck.



Monday 9th February
Jane Beale: Roses or Gardenias for table centres?

Ian Beale: Whichever's the cheapest.

Thursday 26th March
Alfie Moon: I'm just saying, you know your kiwis from your kumquats. I thought we could help each other out.

Tuesday 14th April
Max Branning: Fix the car Jay. That's what I pay you for. Don't need counselling from a teenager.

Tuesday 12th May

 * Whitney Dean: I am not bossy. Am I? Lee?
 * Lee Carter: No.
 * Nancy Carter: A little bit bossy

Thursday 28th May

 * Sonia Jackson: Kim's taking ages.
 * Tina Carter: Thought she'd be dancing on tables by now

Monday 8th June

 * Lola Pearce: We do hair. Not rugs. Coming in with a barnet like that!.
 * Dean Wicks: [Annoyed] Lola.

Monday 6th July

 * Lily Branning: Don't like it…
 * Martin Fowler: It's good for you. Peppa Pig likes apples.

Thursday 9th July

 * Nancy Carter: Finally got out of your pit then?
 * Lee Carter: I'm not at work 'till two. Sue me if I want a lie in for a change..

Tuesday 28th July

 * Pam Coker: Excellent. Nip home, get changed. Don't want you mucking up your suit.
 * Billy Mitchell: Les said I'd just be blowing up a few balloons.

Tuesday 28th July

 * Bobby Beale : Did you see that, Dad?
 * Cindy Williams Jnr: Well done, just slaughtered a load of pixels. What's the point?

Friday 31st July

 * Mick Carter: Your family have been in pubs for well over a century.
 * Linda Carter: What you talking about?
 * Mick Carter: Well your mum has. What is she now? 150?

Thursday 6th August

 * Kush Kazemi: Hello you. How you feeling?
 * Shabnam Masood: Fat.

Friday 28th August

 * Arthur 'Fatboy' Chubb: You were priceless last night.....
 * Martin Fowler: You taking our order?
 * Arthur 'Fatboy' Chubb: Sorry. So what you having to drink? Tequila?

Tuesday 1st September

 * Masood Ahmed: You're always wanted your little boy back haven't you? No life of your own, better take this

Thursday 3rd September

 * Shirley Carter: Open up!
 * Tina Carter: Can't see nothing
 * Shirley Carter: She's in there, thieving cow!

Friday 4th September

 * Mick Carter: Do you know what his job was?
 * Tina Carter: Spud peeler?
 * Mick Carter: Burying the bodies.

Tuesday 6th October

 * Babe Smith: He prefers older women.
 * Elaine Peacock: Not that old! I mean - fifty shades of grey roots?

Thursday 15th October

 * Masood Ahmed: Ah. Every man needs a shed.
 * Stacey Branning: Some men need a slap

'Monday 5th October

 * Elaine Peacock: Why can I feel my ears burning?
 * Babe Smith: Cheap earrings?

Friday 2nd October

 * Tina Carter: Reckon she keeps disguises under her bed? Like, maybe she's a spy and living the life of a domestic drudge has been her cover all along?

Tuesday 5th November

 * Whitney Dean: Is this you being nice to me then?
 * Elaine Peacock: You lucky thing.

Monday 23rd November

 * Sharon Mitchell: It's what families do, Phil. They sit together. Eat together. Enjoy each other's company.
 * Phil Mitchell: This ain't Little House on the Prairie.

Tuesday 5th October

 * Whitney Dean: Is this you begin nice to me then?
 * Elaine Peacock: You lucky thing